Merry F'N Christmas, You Naughty Ho! Ho! Ho! - Scented Soy Candle

$20.00



If Santa’s watching, you might as well give him a show. Take merrymaking to the next level with a vegan soy wax candle that burns for up to 75 hours. Wish a Merry F’n Christmas to all the naughty (ho! ho!) hoes you know with Ms. Betty’s exclusive fragrances and hand-poured wax in a classic rocks glass.

Our hand-poured candles are made with all-natural vegan soy wax and come in 11 ounce Rock Glass containers. These glass containers are 3 1/2" in tall, 3 1/4" in diameter, weigh about 1 1/4 lb each and burn approximately 75 hours. Each candle comes in a branded canvas bag, with a pack of matches.

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